Miss Applications

An internal periodical of the Institute of Misapplied Technology

“The lack of a practical application is not, in itself, disqualifying.”

— Dr. Harold J. Wexler, Office of Prospective Necessity

Current issue

Current issue

Projects

Selected work from the Institute.

White
Reduction

A musical intervention apparatus developed from Institute studies of naturally occurring funk expression. Longitudinal subject observations identified measurable changes in rhythmic character over time, which were subsequently quantified and adapted for electronic application to amplified musical performance.

Working prototype. Field documentation in progress.

WR–1

White Reduction

Documentation

Human Factors studies, rhythmic analysis and device development.

Status

Active development.

Eye
See You

A responsive observational apparatus developed through controlled subject-observation trials to investigate methods of maintaining an entirely unnecessary degree of visual attention.

Four eyes. Multiple idle behaviors. Subject tracking.

ECY–3

Eye See You

Documentation

Character studies, apparatus photography and subject observation.

Status

Operational.

A reminder from the Office of Adverse Outcome Prevention

Do Not Enter the Denatured Wing

The Denatured Wing is under quarantine for a reason.

The hazards of the Denatured Wing are not confined to its interior. Removing an object does not make it safe. It merely relocates the hazard.

Despite posted warnings, a member of staff recently entered the area and removed a notebook from an off-limits laboratory. The notebook contains several hundred pages of unidentified material. Its purpose remains unknown.

The staff member claims the notebook called out to him.

The notebook isn't talking.

Please do not enter the Denatured Wing.

Please do not remove objects from the Denatured Wing.

If an object has already been removed, do not listen to it. Turn both the object and yourself over to the Office of Adverse Outcome Prevention immediately.

PSA–DW

Recovered Material / Denatured Wing

Classification

Uncatalogued material removed without authorization.

Status

Not to be interpreted.

From the field

Documentation remains part of the work.

This should not require repeating, but apparently it does. Test subjects, laboratory conditions, apparatus configurations and resulting observations are to be documented completely and legibly. “We all remember what happened” is not an archival standard. We’re looking at you, team Applied Notations!

Institute of Misapplied Technology documentation examples showing subject identification, apparatus configuration, environmental conditions, and post-test recording

Our mission

Questionable necessity.
Glorious execution.

Miss Application, an Institute engineer, pouring water into an oversized vacuum tube

"Begin with a premise that probably does not require investigation. Then proceed with considerably more engineering, documentation and attention than the premise warrants."

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